10 Tylenol Gelcaps Only $3

Wow, what does it cost to get rid of a headache and not just put the nerve synapses out of your misery for 4 hours?  $100

This is not a price we came to based on a group of folk that aren’t you.  This is your own doing.  As far as you’re being blind, see a doctor.  For the dishonesty, eh, you and your listeners seem to enjoy that so carry on.

But you’ll have to carry on without me cause I got self-respect.  Sure, self-respect causes a lot of eye-rolls from my peers,  but I’m grown and I don’t give a shit.  If I do, you’ll know cause you’ll see my eyes rolling back.  

I’m guessing you know this is the best chance you’ve got of seeing my eyes roll back so keep trying.  And for the low low price of $5.99, I’ll throw in mouth-wide-open. Price is negotiable on an “Oh God”. 

Now let’s see the negative attention I get from friends that are not yours…..

None?  

Hmmmm……

cradles do fall

hope has but been lost

put white knights to rest

but forget who’s to blame

price is never the cost

when put to the test

playing a losing game

I won’t lie or deceive

tried to give them my best 

and I’ll live with the shame

but I know when to leave

hope they will be impressed

polishing your good name

there will be no tears

don’t be hard pressed

let the birds have the sky

believing magic disappears

when we let the wicked rest

singing treetopped lullabyes

The Difference

My deepest feelings, the way I want to react, noone knows but me.  I tell you in comments.  I doubt you believe.  In the moment, I don’t say what I want to say.  I just tell you you’re a creep and go on.  The truth is, yes, I’m quite good with a hammer.  But I’d only kill if I had to.  Much more pleasure can be gained by hammering kneecaps and ribs, perhaps a shoulder blade. Eyeballs if the perp won’t quit fighting before you’re done.

Just saying.  I’m not in the moment or anything.

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The Fabulougreatif il Ones, One, Singular

I enjoy the smart, excuse me,

The less than complete boneheads.

I don’t see them often anymore.

When I do, they knew me before this, eh.

But this time it’s the other way around.

And she makes fun of them too.

Oh they don’t even see it. 

How do I ever get bored?

I live in a world full of leaderless followers.

They’ve been following air so long they

Don’t even realize they’re chasing

Their own empty heads and nodding.

With pleasure, they entertain.

Makes me glad their votes don’t count.

If you are one of those extremely rare gems.

Just smile, nod, smile, nod, sneak away…

Good to see ya.  See ya at the next show.

Oh, the show never ends.  I wanna roll credits.

Yeah, it’s more fun this way.

Wouldn’t want our idiots to shut up.

That’d be boring.  Carry on.  Bravo!

Huh? Shhh…

Throw ’em some fish heads or something. 

Oh, Bravo!!!  Improv!!!  You mean…

This lunacy isn’t scripted?  Simply amazing.
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A Spoonful of Sugar

I feel like I’m in a musical sometimes.

Who wants in on another song and dance?

This is for the boredom I shall face today;
for the distraction that there ain’t
and the memories the calendar brang.
Everybody knows my troubles, right?
Even though I only confessed ’em
in what I THOUGHT was a private
e-mail account.  Whoops, my bad.

C’mon, somebody else
write the next verse
sing my next line
tell my sick story
ew, better make it rhyme
sing for me now
cause I can’t while I cry.

(You should see these amazing dance moves
I shouldn’t be doing on stairs at my age.)

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Cynics May Rest

It seems some may still be under the impression the truth of my feelings is other than those I have stated repeatedly.  You are all STILL quite wrong.  The truth is not subject to change  and, therefore, you may all go on home and read those novels which have you convinced a single woman must be madly in love with every man she sees cause this single woman doesn’t believe such hullabaloo.  Don’t let the door hit ya.

If there had been any feelings whatsoever,  they certainly would have been squashed by all these lies and games. No, no, you cannot revive what never existed. 

Apologies have been clearly denied me and thus will not win my hand at such a late date. I do not feign interest again.  To much of my time has been wasted on further acts of putrid denial. To many vile remarks have been made in my direction, apologies for which are not forthcoming, nor would they sound at all realistic, non-fabricated for the sake further attempt at deception.

Keep your filth, your smut and your attempts to deceive.  I think it is abundantly clear that my intellect does not wish to play with your drug addiction, nor to pay for any further fixes.  You still owe me for you May 18, 2013 fix.

Good day.

Poison

We put some of the poison in the a/c duct. Then we put the dead mouse under the furniture near the vent.  They found the mouse and associated the smell of the poison with the dead mouse.

We came back later and placed more poison deep within the ducts.  They buried their faces in the poison looking for a dead mouse. The poison killed got a direct hit. It was like they poisoned themselves. 

We took the poison out of the vents.  Looked like suicide.

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