Put her in a basket…

  • Put her in a bucket and chuck it.
  • Put her in a box full of rocks.
  • Bury her in sandcastles.
  • Fly her to the clouds and throw her out.
  • Take her to lunch on a hunch. 
  • Mail her to the Queen just to be obscene.
  • Offer her breakfast real late.
  • Put her in a basket, a handbasket, swell.
  • Dig up her bones for Mr Jones. He’ll like that.
  • Pick her brain. She won’t mind.
  • Sneak up on her from behind.  
  • Take all her worldly possessions.
  • Break her heart.
  • Tell her it was for her own good.

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