If I had a dollar for everyone I protected from some asshole…
If I had a quarter for everytime some asshole tried to set me up for a situation so he could swoop in and play hero…
If I had a dime for everytime I’ve warned someone I don’t fall for that…
If I had a nickel for every jackass who tried anyway and failed…
I’d have $1.40 for each one and I’d buy myself some beer and ignore jackasses entirely.
Somewhere a bar would have a shit ton of jackasses, no wait, they do.
These are for you:
✔ Fail by picking hot chick instead of dumb chick
✔ Fail to listen up
✔ Fail to fool hot chick
✔ Fail to get a 2nd chance
That’s a lot of F’s U got there.
FFFFU! Guess you can go fuck yourself.