Dear Savages (that may be to grown up of a name for your type, but let’s roll),

Yes, I am from prehistoria. However, unlike other dinos, I’m still alive.  In fact, I not only outlived the other dinos, I’ve single-handedly been taking you all on for 8 or 9 months now.  In dino years, it’s literally all in a day’s work.  

It has come to my attention you are also toying with others who may not have a long history of super heroics when it comes to trash like you.  Yes, back some several decades ago, when you were learning not to make pee pee or stinky in your diapers, people used to settle their differences one-on-one, unarmed. These people were called “not s bunch of pussies”.  And yes, I single-handedly volunteered to take them on when they picked on people smaller than them (although not smaller than me).  The thing they had in common with you is that they were all bark, no bite, not that it mattered cause I would have cleaned the school toilets with them (I don’t mop school floors).

This isn’t a threat. It’s a warning.


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