Ya gotta treat her like a lady.

Hey,

Ya gotta treat her like she’s fine.

Listen up.

Ya gotta tell her she’s a dream come true.

If ya want her to love you

Ya gotta make her feel sexy.

If you want her for your own,

Before ya comment on her fat butt.

Then you might have her.

But remember she’s a lady.

That should do it.

If that don’t set her halo ablaze,

WELL

She must be a bitch.

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