To My Dearest Douchebag,

Back off or I’ll throw a toaster in your bath.

Very truly yours, 

The sweet little asshole who would never!

P.S. Leave ’em be, seriously. My love is a passionate one with nerves like a cat in room full of rocking chairs. And, well, you know the rest. Don’t make me say it.

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