Oh, the things I might show you
The pleasures you might experience
If only life were like that
If our judgments weren’t pretense.
Oh, the things I could tell you
The things you might know
If people were wiser
If people weren’t slow.
Oh, the tricks I could teach you,
The algebraic fun we could enjoy
If only your mind weren’t so one-track
Just like a typical boy.
Oh, the reads I could write,
The treasures I could show
If only I had a computer
That weren’t so darn slow