- Did not kill any children today. They live to destroy me again.
- My refrigerator has been screaming like it’s dying for well over 24 hours straight. Yelling “shut the fuck up” isn’t helping.
- I had an opportunity to decide what to do next today and it occurred to me that hasn’t happened since December 28.
- I haven’t killed anyone ever.
- I’m going to kill someone one of these days.
- Killing people is illegal in all 50 states.